This race report will follow the format of the last few weeks, barely addressing the topic at hand (ie: the Alpenrose race) and instead focusing on the issues that matter to the American people: hunting wolves from helicopters and the coming econ-apocalypse! I insist on bringing this up (again) because at Alpenrose this weekend I noticed at least $700 Billion dollars in bikes, ridden by over 1200 racers, totally covered in mud. Rather than discuss my subprime performance at the race (I fell more than the US dollar), I wanted ...