The only racing I did this weekend was the Corndog-organized Chickenball Run. The race was equal parts bike riding and pinball. But more than that, it was a benefit race to raise money for Chicken who needs some kind of medical procedure related to Avian Flu. Which is like Pig Flu. But for poultry. Which we did. But I think we may have somehow upset the cosmic balance of the universe, because we killed Dom DeLuise. Who had Pig Flu, I think. Which is like Avian Flu. But for washed ...

I was waiting for Dawn to finish her interview with Team High School as a review of Spand and Deliver III: Spandier and Deliverier. But those high school kids can’t seem to focus without Ritalin. They’re too busy doing drugs and listening to that damned rock and roll music. AND GET OFF MY LAWN! But I feel like there needs to be some coverage if this race. Because it was awesome. So rather than interview a bunch of happy go lucky teens, I interviewed my curmudgeonly older brother about the race ...