
The only racing I did this weekend was the Corndog-organized Chickenball Run. The race was equal parts bike riding and pinball. But more than that, it was a benefit race to raise money for Chicken who needs some kind of medical procedure related to Avian Flu. Which is like Pig Flu. But for poultry. Which we did. But I think we may have somehow upset the cosmic balance of the universe, because we killed Dom DeLuise. Who had Pig Flu, I think. Which is like Avian Flu. But for washed ...