Mt. Tabor Series – 2010
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Mon, 21/06/10 – 12:37 | One Comment

I really want to talk about the Mt. Tabor series, but all I can really discuss these days is my new slow motion camera. It’s just like a regular shitty old digital camera… IF A …

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Update from the Midwest
Sun, 6/09/09 – 20:39 | 4 Comments
Update from the Midwest

Cait updates us from the center of the country

Movie Club: Delicatessen
Sun, 6/09/09 – 20:32 | No Comment
Movie Club: Delicatessen

So, a couple of weeks ago something strange happened: our bad movie club watched a good movie. It was weird. The movie was French and called Delicatessen and is probably actually a “film” and not …

Movie Club: Space Buddies
Sun, 16/08/09 – 23:32 | 7 Comments
Movie Club: Space Buddies

After recently watching the film Beverly Hills Chihuahua with Cait, I found myself American Haunted by a preview we’d seen. The movie was called Space Buddies. A movie about a bunch of puppies who end …

Po’ Shines
Wed, 5/08/09 – 14:28 | One Comment
Po’ Shines

The internet is generally where shy people hang out, and pretend that they’re functional and confident and attractive. And sometimes exchange money orders and photos of their genitalia. But the best part of the internet …

Movie Club: An American Haunting
Tue, 4/08/09 – 22:17 | 4 Comments
Movie Club: An American Haunting

Joining a club that reviews shitty movies.

Ass-u-puncture
Fri, 31/07/09 – 17:44 | No Comment
Ass-u-puncture

A onesie is nothing but a loose fitted skinsuit

Baby Got Back Problems
Fri, 17/07/09 – 23:25 | One Comment
Baby Got Back Problems

Dawn injures herself carrying a watermelon

One Whole Chicken In A Can
Thu, 16/07/09 – 15:20 | 3 Comments
One Whole Chicken In A Can

I’m a pretty lousy cyclist, and like to find excuses why this is the fault of someone or something else. Like Sarah Palin. Todays excuse is my diet, which is 90% bread and cookies and …

Jackson Quarry – 47 Miles
Sun, 12/07/09 – 21:38 | One Comment
Jackson Quarry – 47 Miles

This country has a lot of weird shit in it. When I was a kid, I remember going into a rest stop in Missouri that had a severed head floating in formaldehyde, just sitting on …

HR Challenge: Terminator
Thu, 9/07/09 – 12:51 | 3 Comments
HR Challenge: Terminator

Most of the time I’m all talk. Cait, Joino, and I have started scads of businesses and movie scripts and dance contests – in theory – but we rarely follow through and actually bring any …