I have some ads over there. You may have noticed them. They are obtrusive and ugly. Just like me when I’ve been drinking. But now, as more and more people are finding this site (by googling phases like “Burt Reynolds Hooper jacket” and “I suck at things phophotos”), it has opened up a new world of opportunity for you: advertising

I’ll put an ad up for pretty much everything. Just like a lonely and unattractive bar patron, my standards are low. And falling. Do you want to sell cycling caps? Awesome. Do you want to sell cookies? Also awesome.

Thousands of bored, off-season cyclists are dying to blow some money before that imminent economic armageddon (which I’ve tentatively named “2009″), and my site can help you reach them. Well, 4 or 5 of them, anyway.

Write me at ads@sosovelo.com to discuss details. And if you’re one of those professional types that “works hard” and practices “due diligence” and demands “numbers” to know where your “money” goes, I’d be happy to provide some data about our site.

Anything will be better than the weird Ford and Palin ads we’ve had (and blocked) until now. So I’ll be pretty flexible about rates. And by flexible I mean that you can pay me with almost anything. Bike parts. Cash money. Gold dabloons. Whatever.